Great venue for gigs. The floor upstairs literally bounces! Expensive drinks so get tanked up before u arrive or bring a hip flask
Good decor and not too busy as Liverpool One branch takes a lot of custom so come here if you're in Liverpool and desperate for a Nandos. Don't forget your loyalty card
Standard. Why not order two pizzas and make a pizza sandwich? Check out deals on your voucher apps - always deals on for Pizza Express
Packed full of the knobs you try and escape from at home, paying the kind of prices for beers you try and escape from at home. Avoid unless England are playing in the World Cup and you're rat arsed
Incredibly busy airport. Try not to arrive by car as nearly impossible to find where you are meant to be driving around in circles!
Great mixed grill on a hot greasy skillet. Beautiful heart attack material for the man in your life
Brilliant bar - free shots and great music. Ask the bartender to put on a CD of your choice. Great place to start your night out
Always a ridiculously busy airport - takes ages to get through security so be prepared to wait. Good shops and food options though
Quiet and efficient airport - so quick and easy. Book long stay car park in advance to avoid expensive rates. Statue of John Lennon inside
Awful airport - fly direct to NYC if you can. Flights cancelled without explanation - no help offered. Impossible to get anywhere without costing you a small fortune.
Don't bother asking for directions or assistance from the local police - city of brotherly love my anus! Local "gangsters" with their ghetto blasters look like extras off Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Nice little village. They have a Booths Supermarket so they must be posh. Take a nice stroll around the Brickcroft. Pubs not as good as they used to be with increasing percentage of coked up chavs.
Interesting locals. Don't leave your shopping bags in the pub - they will get lifted within minutes. Some nice buildings. Avoid mass confusion over the two train stations by preparing in advance!
Buy a cardboard house and become part of the suburban "dream" with fantastic views of warehouses. Watch out for landmines in your garden.
Run of the mill northern town. The 24 hour Tesco is huge! Good sized swimming baths and plenty of pubs and restaurants for a town this size
Great place for a long walk in nice surroundings. Check out the gardens and have an ice-cream. Watch out for the bellsmashers on motorbikes who can be dangerous
Tonnes of childhood memories here. Enjoy the miniature steam train ride and the playground. Football matches played here on Sunday mornings.
Used to leave coming here at 1am for the chicken and cheese kofta. Big standard Indian with lukewarm food
Good standard of food, if nothing spectacular. Worth a try - takeaway option available.
Best curry house in Lostock Hall. Korai sauce is so tasty. Excellent mixed tikka biryani and good value meat thali on takeaway menu
Still fail to understand why people rave about this place. First rate service and decor but very bland food and a price that doesn't justify the mundane meat and generic sauces
Brilliant little curry place - lovely hosts. Food not western style but not eastern style either!! Interesting options but all incredibly tasty
Khmer curry and Kao Lak beef both great dishes. No frills but decent street food at a great price. Love Siem Reap and Cambodian food
Best Indian Restaurant in Preston - simples. Try the Masthi Lal Handi for the Punjab experience
Bizarre selection of tat. Excellent Christmas decorations on offer in winter. Great for a rainy day out when stuck what to do
Great selection of books and literature. Amazing these places still exist given Amazon. Look out for guest appearances and book signing events
