Though the kangaroo isn't officially Australia's national symbol, it is everywhere in the Embassy.
Standard driving laws apply, stay in your lane, slower vehicles to the right, and no emergency stopping. Makes life easier for all mankind.
Prepare to wait 30 minutes to check out 4 items. Observe some of Washington's most fabulous people while you do it!
Try not to sit next to the outgoing door in the indoor waiting area. Stupid people tend to push the door open on you.
If you forget your supplements, try out the Gatorade Recover drink in Mixed Berry... It's pretty good.
On football Sunday ask the waitresses if they're really fans of the teams they wear! you'll be surprised.
I'm a little jealous that I never lived here... still not as good as Mount Vernon. Founding Fathers, represent!
Watch out for drunkards walking the crosswalks, use a horn. (Air Horn earns you extra points, baby.)
Who needs leg day when you're walking up the 3rd longest escalator in the world? You do.. You do.
Lots of lovely ladies literally running around during the summer. Oh what? You said college is starting again?
