Always enjoy live music to dance to and the patio is a nice view to hang out on with friends. -Tiffany Derry, Top Chef
"San Antonio’s Sea World is a fun tourist destination, but mostly it’s a slap in the face to Darwin." - Conan O'Brien
"Wikipedia describes San Antonio’s River Walk as “the jewel of the city." Wikipedia describes a jewel as “a place where people drink/fight/pee outdoors.”" - Conan O'Brien
"The Alamo, located just outside of San Antonio, TX was the place where… I think it has to do with the rental car company?" - Conan O'Brien
