Naked Winery Hood River

Oh! Yes, i will have another, this is not a wine for the untamed palete, but a never ending gobstopper of flaor experience of citrus fruits & spices.Welcome to our premium oh! Orgasmic experience.

As we're sure you'll agree, penetration is always satisfying.Intense concentration w/ a huge extract.The french oak presence is upfront on the nose w/ sweet cherry & plum flavors of dark fruit.This cabernet sauvignon is an excellent companion to steak & pastas w/ a robust red sauce during the main course or during the dessert course try it w/ dark chocolate.

This is our bare-all wine.Who doesn't love to get naked? Try the varietal that made oregon wines famous: pinot noir.100% pinot noir, enjoy the classic light body & rich cherry nose w/ a delicate satin tannin finish that lingers playfully on your tongue.

Say hey-oh! To our smoky temptress.This dirty girl has rich notes of earth & spice that will make you want to savor her like a fine cigar.Can we tempt you w/ a good time? Just say oh! Yes.

Simple & straighforward, you can't argue w/ a classic.The 100% american oak aging offers good structure & subtle tannins followed by full aromas & flavors of ripe cherries & blackberry w/ a hint of anise.

Big,‎ robust & fulfilling, this climax will the pinnacle of any occasion.This strong blend combines merlot, syrah & cabernet w/ a splash of cabernet franc & malbac for a huge surge of flavor that leaves the mouth satisfied.

2011.rogue valley this is a delicious way to warm up an evening.Who doesn't like foreplay, ladies?a crisp chardonnay lightly oaked w/ no malolactic fermentation leaving a clean finish.This toasty little number leaves a finish of juicy green apple in your mouth.Light & easy, just like all good foreplay is.

Take it outside w/ this white blend in a light portable plastic bottle.This is a white wine blend that bursts in your mouth like a summer fruit salad & leaves a honeysuckle tingle on your tongue.It pairs perfectly w/ the family BBQ or late night summer deck parties.

Oh! And its love you bring, you sweet young thing.Wet you lips w/ this nectar of the gods & savor the long & luxious juice of our late harvest riesling.This dessert wine will cap off any affair w/ soft flavors of candied pears & apples & a finish that will last longer then any oh! Before.

Savor a full frontal of floral & fruit w/ this crisp pinot gris.A rich nose of fresh spring flowers & walnut, this wine pleases the palate w/ light & playful fruity flavors of candied green apples.Good sipping wine as it finishes crisp & hangs out in the mouth for the long run.

Is she sweet, is she dry, is it both? Sometimes it is just complicated.A wine that promises sweetness at the first encounter, alluring your w/ notes of sunkissed citrus & candied lemons.As the relationship progresses, a hint of acidity kicks you in the end.Occasionally getting naked makes things more complicated, but it is always fun.

This wine promises to be a sure thing.It's sweet, but not too sweet.Easy.We aim to tease!fermented in very cool temperatures this semi-sweet light wine is bountiful in summer fruit, candied casaba melons, honey drizzled apricots, w/ a soft lemon citrus finish.Please your palate w/ a cool crab cocktail served on a fresh pineapple bed w/ a sweet & spicy thai basil sauce for dipping.

Don't stress over committing to your wine, this fling is there when you're interested.A true off-dry white, this fling gives you just a hint of sweetness that reminds you of mom's fruit salad on a hot summer day.Watermelon, peach, grapefruit & lemon skittles collide for a flavor you will keep coming back to.

Can you make it all the way to home base w/ this sweet thing?our muscat blend has hints of starfish & mangos upfront & a floral finish of fresh lavender.The sweetness treats you throughout & lingers only long enough to create a desire for a second sip.

Highly desirable & filled w/ sensual candy coated tanins, this bombshell is larger then life.

Do you like to take it outside? Then this wine is for you! Portable wine in a light plastic bottle.A refreshingly delicious mix of cherry & melon, this dry rose pairs perfectly w/ a lazy afternoon.Best when enjoyed by a major body of water w/ the type of friends you haven't seen in years, but can still laugh with.This plastic wine bottle is portable & durable, reusable & recyclable.Bpa free & one sixth the weight of a traditional bottle & w/ a handy screw cap, it was meant to be taken outside.Grab a bottle & go!