This place is huge! Do you think they rent it out for kids BDay parties? 🤔 “Ethan, get down off that dugout roof, you’re going to hurt yourself! I mean it, don’t make me come over there!”
There’s a flying penguin on the TV, there’s people at picnic tables that looking nothing like what they did in high school, and could’ve sworn I saw a talking duck!
I dug up an old plate from the backyard and then went here and asked them to put food in it. Hey, easy on the gravy there, pal. I’m not renting a boat, here.
If you come with a purple shirt on and some penny loafers they’ll look at you funny then throw you a left over drummy for good measure. Good look by the way 😏
I come here when I need several hours of mindless shopping, have money to burn on things I don’t need and want a waffle - that last part I can’t explain
Whopper with cheese no tomato add mustard (that’s mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard) is amazing
Went for a walk in a giant protracted loop filled with foliage and a crazy mad squirrel. The buried treasure story is just that - squirrel takes it personally though
Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just leaking Jamba Juice? Woohoo, I crack myself up. OK, back to work everybody!
The chicken salad in my pocket was getting warm so I bought a refrigerator. Try fitting that in your pocket!!!
Sometimes I go here for work-life balance. Yeah, I don’t know what that means either - but I do feel centered! 🙏
