Michael Lee: So all us old timers thought they were nuts when they said they were going to build the student center under the 'L'. You wouldn't be able to hear yourself think, we said. Guess we were wrong.
Michael Lee: You know that movie with Jake Gyllenhaal where the train keeps blowing up over and over again? Well, it blows up over and over again right outside this building here.
Michael Lee: It's not much, but it's our sweatbox. Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to edge a gymnasium (think: flying projectiles galore) in glass clearly wasn't thinking too hard.