Funny

Jason Ross: Have massive amounts of unprotected sex with slutty sorority chicks and then slip the 'morning after pill' into their coffee...or just pull out.

Jason Ross: Hot wait staff and delicious food. Try an arepa con pollo y queso!!

Jason Ross: Don't look Clodfelter in the eyes when he is awkwardly questioning you about missing alcohol.

Jason Ross: Snap beans and swing on tires!

Jason Ross: Don't look Clodfelter in the eyes when he's awkwardly standing around..

Jason Ross: Don't bring clothes, ladies. They'll just end up coming off anyways.

Jason Ross: Free peanut butter all around! Also, gift-wrapping lessons available.