Before leaving America, eat like a true commuter - glazed donut and a black coffee. Then hail a cab to SFO International Terminal.
Check in and have a laugh at all those annoying characters from every "funny" skit on those Paris By Night DVDs. Then sigh when you realize they're all on your flight, haha.
After ten hours of listening to Co Phuong complain about how pretty the EVA stewardesses are (and they aren't, they're just Taiwanese) shuffle to the transfer lounge for two to four hours.
Move over to terminal B and escape the anxious masses. Great coffee and free wifi. Also, good people watching here.
Finally, you've arrived. If you're taking a taxi into the Big Mango go up to the fourth floor (departures) and flag down a cab that's just dropped someone off.
