"Sitting on a chair in the gutter is not as romantic as it sounds."
"Their milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard."
"I've stayed at The Bellagio, and you sir, are no Bellagio Dancing Waters"
"If you watch the show 'Broad City' on Comedy Central, Chalk is the set for the gym Abbi works at."
""Joe's coffee lets you see through time" -- P. Lasell"
"Chill. The bus isn't going to be in time anyway."