"careful while cooking. very sensitive smoke detector."
"pretty much best fast-food service ever. only In N Out Burger rivals it. I need to write Taco Bell a letter."
"the Rotini Santa Lucia is delicious. also enjoy the Margherita pizza"
"hey! you're close to Room for Jell-O; stop by and show some love to the z!"
"don't disconnect or otherwise rearrange zak's monitor."