"Great place to walk dogs!"
"No elevator. Great for when you're headed to nutrition lecture. Horrible for when you've dislocated your foot."
"Get your hair done by Tiffany Hawes! She's fabulous :)"
"You better like big dogs....and Arabic food."
"If I want it hot, Ambrosia. If I want it cold, Ecstatic Iced Coffee. If I want it sweet, Mint Mojito Iced Coffee."