"Don't ask for books, ask for drinks"
"Turn that huge ugly machine into a lower back extender. Hack it."
"The hummus plate could be the perfect lunch. Fresh tomatoes and olives = amazing."
"If you're staying overnight, pull the blinds before you pass out, you'll be thanking me in the morning."
"The huge atrium-like room is great for playing football."
"The tableside guacamole will change your life for the better."