"Do not come here. I just brought my 5 month old english bulldog in to get her nails trimmed. They cut them so short that her nails on all 4 paws are bleeding."
"Keep a close eye on your waitress. Ours overdosed on heroin in the alleyway."
"Come here. We boycott castros. They suck"
"Condoms and lube for days in el baño. My kinda place"
"The new cheer up Charlie's is here!"