Zachary Pontzer

"After eating the double cooked pork I felt a ringing in my ears. Then I realized I can see faraway planets that no other human would ever have knowledge of lest I tell them myself. Planets teeming wit"

"If you see a bacon-topped cream stick DON'T HESITATE, BUY!!"

"The Sophie is to die for. A Dixie or an Ilsa will satisfy any day of the week. Chili cheese fries are incredible."

"It's easy with these guys. Free coffee/hot chocolate is a plus."

"Hey, if this isn't food then I'm a monkey's uncle. You should eat it."

"Get yourself a sandwich and two sides. You'll be stuffed with deliciousness. It's all quite savory and filling."