"If you walk out after waiting two hours to see the doc, don't forget to ask for your copay back!"
"Everything is spectacular here."
"Guava cheese, guys. Guava cheese."
"They're so nice here, you'd think they were selling smiles."
"Turn your iPod off and listen to high school kids plot their next tagging spree."
"$3 bottled beer! Fresh guac! And a clean john! Is this Glendale?"