"Ordering a mixed drink is fun. Like a choose your own adventure. Stick to the beer."
"Jen Roberts totally hooked me up. I walked out with way more than I expected, but felt great about the experience and my new clothes."
"Bring a hat and sunglasses to watch the games. The sun sits low in the sky and makes it hard to see. The sunglasses allow for people watching in a way your bare eyes might not allow. ;P"
"Try the deal of the month. The cinnamon roll bread pudding looks amazing!"
"Jason and I love the affordable lunch special. Soup, app and entre? Thank you!"
"Delicious pieces of awesome in my fingers."