"Go for the scattered and smothered all the way."
"Love this place. It's a trip back in time. You sit at marble tables in the back of the store. There's no air conditioning. Skip the menu. Just order the Hildebrandt's Special sandwich and let Luanne c"
"Out of half of what we wanted. Out of Pepsi after the first glass. Fail."
"One of the best collections of dead animal heads ever. Eyes staring at you from every angle!"
"TSA here is no problem. I expect full molestation in STL when I return."