Nick

"Hey, it's like $666 to fax something here. Great deal!"

"Ask for a booth that doesn't smell like dirty underwear."

"Fries 'til you puke... ask for red mop bucket!"

"Beef margaritas!!!"

"Order a falafel burger because you're vegan and you rule. Tell them to hold the tomatoes and that the tomatoes can go straight to hell, because oddly enough you don't like tomatoes."

"If you're vegan, ask for curry without fish sauce because Jesus sucks."