Laszlo Xalieri

"This place is now the Culture Tea Bar, but it is owned by the same people, bakes the same amazing pastries, makes the same excellent coffee, and now serves a selection of lovely teas. CCs welcome now."

"If you came on foot, check your shoes. If you came in a car, check your muffler."

"The perfect balance in the triangle of good<--->fast<--->cheap."

"Last time I was there a waitress told me about a time a taxi in the Bronx provoked a knife fight. Note: not the driver, car itself. She left it incapacitated in an intersection. Going back tonight."

"Bring flowers."