"The food is good, the roaches are baaaaaad though"
"LOVE this bar!! Touch Tunes jukebox, say no more. Hip bartenders, love all of them because they love me ♡"
"Don't ever show up without beer or whiskey."
"This isn't the actual one for CP. The real one is CP Sports Bar & Grill"
"Don't back into an angled parking space that leaves you pointing the wrong direction. It's not cool, it makes you out to be an idiot."