"Odd things are afoot at the Kearney Casey's. Odd things."
"Much better parking than Schlessman library!"
"Don't make the mistake of wearing a red t-shirt to Target or you will be asked such questions as 'Where's the plungers?'"
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"Free delivery. Crazy fast service if you eat-in. Try a calzone"
"Parking lot is on the north side off 26th and opposite Ivanhoe Street"