"The entrance isn't by the parking lot. It's in the other side."
"If you come in here and leave with your legs feeling itchy, don't worry, it's just some fleas."
"when ordering the 2x2x2, u can just call it the 2x2 so as not to sound like a complete noob."
"Stay away from the peach cobbler muffin. You'd think it'd be tasty, but no."