Will Tingle

"Where bad bell peppers are sent to die."

"If the young lady is on, for gods sake make sure you have ID when you come for your package!"

"Super cheap, brand name stuff! Try here before the co-op"

"Although there are no "no ball games" signs, the flowerbeds are perhaps not the best place to play football. There is a lathe playing field 30meters west which you may enjoy."

"The wooden chainsaw carved whale is a large ornament. It is not a climbing frame. Keep your bloody kids off it!"

"Meat available in all the colours of the rainbow!"