"The beer garden is a great sun trap!"
"Great food market, lovely to have coffee and watch the world go by!"
"People in here have very straight arm hair. When they leave they are dun-combing their arms!"
"Look out for the wench in the top middle window, she's hot for business!!"
"This isn't the official location- look for 'The Six Templars'. It has the special offer advertised for the mayor."