Wilson

"I've always loved anyone at Joe's, but then one day I drew Jonathan and got my favorite haircut ever. I'll never stray again."

"As Mayor, I've been asked to give some "expert advice." always check the bed and behind the toilet for stray bottles. Keeping a separate pocket of cash for cab money/bail is also a good idea."

"The brunch menu has GREATLY improved. Honky Tonk Country Sunday brunch is a blast. Check the schedule for the Afternoon Delight Social Band."

"The bar staff here is awesome. Tip him enough and he'll take his shirt off."