"Be careful around trash cans.. I just completely fell in one thinking it was a barstool!"
"Hit on every single cowboy bartender... slut!"
"If you come for karaoke, you may want to invest in some earplugs :)"
"Watch out for the trannies cause they WILL suck your dick.."
"Be very careful! Monsters and ghouls are on the prowl... they want to devour your soul!"