"I hated going to the dentist before I found this place. Now it is slightly better than tolerable!"
"Call Money's Buffalo is the best. Add bacon to make it superb."
"Been coming here for years. Good stuff."
"I had to wait 30 minutes to get a car because ppl didn't understand the new computer system. I had to wait 30 minutes to return the car because ppl put me in the old system. Expect to wait."
"Dr. Shea got my torn metatarsal ligament healed up fast. Now I'm back with a sprained wrist. Yay."
"Best lunch in town! Well, on pizza Fridays, anyway."