Will

"Sadly, no grilled cheese sammiches available until 11am. Apparently pancakes have priority on the grill until then... Agh, the tyranny of the cakes!"

"In LA hamburger lore, the original Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers holds a special place in the hearts and tastebuds of Angelenos. Now they're back and better than ever with Mo Better Burgers. Enjoy!"

"Best egg nog in the known universe!"

"Block my driveway and depending on my ability to suffer such rudeness you risk: A) a considerate but BS-calling note, B) being cited, or C) getting towed."

"It's worth noting that this awesome taco stand's name is pronounced Key-kay's."