"The new wing is really shiny but ... It pretty much sucks. Probably a lesser facility than was available before. Good thing most students pay tuition with their parents' money."
"Excellent service on this fine Sunday afternoon!"
"Might - MIGHT - live up to its sky-high hype. Def the best burger I've had in Seattle, hands down. "Burger of the Gods.""
"Free Queen Anne parking for all members of Elks Lodge 92!"