Toby Click

"Why do they even have all those extra counters if there're never more than, like two workers in the entire building? Vestige of a bygone era, I suppose. Like the Postal Service itself."

"Unlike most Walmarts, I don't walk out of this one feeling like a Dalek."

"We looked for this place in Keystone, but I don't think it's there anymore. :("

"The app doesn't work. Order in person or over the phone."

"Try the hot cider with whipped cream!"