"If the gate is locked just climb the fence!"
"The fastest Chipotle EVER"
"Complimentary cookies...except they refuse to make another batch when they're out :("
"Try anything with RumChata...life changing!"
"The omelet guy doesn't mess around. Have your bowl ready or else you'll get skipped!"
"A guy just got attacked by 3 men right outside this phase. Luckily he had a pocket knife with him. WATCH OUT!"