"Inexplicably loved by the aspirant middle classes - actually school dinner food at extortionate prices."
"Cod by default but they have haddock if you ask."
"Food cleared away about 2000, but ask the stewards and they'll usually make you a sandwich."
"Wifi downstairs too - separate network"
"I can forgive the US cultural imperialism in exchange for the fast free wifi!"
"The food in the cafe is actually very good, if expensive-even-for-Geneva. Keep in mind that the Swiss lunch early and get there before 1pm."