"The most picturesque fishing spot I have been to."
"If you want to spend the whole night salivating then come here. When the food does arrive you will smile but is it worth the wait?!?!?!!"
"Watch out for The Canyon Monster, it swallows your balls."
"Keep your balls clean and your putters covered!"
"Rather phone for take-away: 0117023268"
"Hoot, Honk and Blow your Horn!"