"See mark!!! Great salesman and gives you honest advice!"
"First week free to try it out!!! What's to lose?"
"The lodge will give discounts to ems on shift!"
"CONTROL YOUR DOG. It's a public park and if your dog is being a bully to others, I shouldn't be the one to leave."
"Share the machines during peak hours! It is a PUBLIC GYM. but be polite and set the machine back for them."