"Lovely place to live. Cavaliers most welcome!"
"If you would like to know more about RSA Fellowship tweet me on @vivslf"
"say hello Jim and ask to see the latest ranges in jewellery or handbags... say Vivs says hi!"
"The Mayor of in-vogue receives 10% off anything"
"Go for a massage or facial; Maureen is the best"
"Go for the fish. Have the lamb pink."