"When the fire alarm goes off, everybody will pretend that you don't have to leave...but you do."
"Fun bar, but don't get your heart set on anything on the beer list. They don't keep up with it very well. Just have a shot, darlin'. ;)"
"On Saturdays and Sundays, the Build Your Own Bloody Mary bar is a brunch addition to die for! Get the drink AND the fun of crafting your own hangover cocktail for just $5!! I chose tequila. ;)"
"Now serving Peanut Chicken! Yum!"
"Explore the big yellow world of Randyland on the corner of Jacksonia and Arch Street for a taste of free, urban, upcycled, unique, strange Pittsburgh art!"
"Sign up for the mailing list to get a free drink on your birthday!! I look forward to it every year. <3"