"The bathroom code is #5309. 😏"
"If you want to hounded by over eager sales associates THIS is the place for you."
"Try the Twice Baked Potatoes...Yummy!"
"The donuts here are over-priced."
"I had the $6.00 dinner special. I think maybe I should have gone to White Castles instead."
"Be sure to use sunscreen at the beach."