"Coffee was great but took about 15 mins queueing to get it. Hope it was a one-off; will go back again to see."
"Black Forest hot chocolate is rather nice!"
"The Morpheus Suite is lovely!!"
"Watch out for dog mess but it's better recently."
"I like the roundy-roundy thing when there's not a bunch of rowdy kids sat on it smoking and swearing."
"Get on a 'plane and fly somewhere!!"