Vals House

"I'm always talkin to big name djs and planning the next big party to attend and it's also my home and where I have relations with women and muppets!!"

"There lunch specials are awesome...you don't get the largest serving but the quality is for sure nothing short of excellence"

"Try the sangria and toast points...there to die for!"

"Andrea and Vito love to get funky and disco at this boogie joint!!!!"

"Andrea and Vito love to get groovy here!!!!"

"A must have is the chimichangas and grapE soda.........Mmmmmmm meth"