"Always ask for Kai at the bar. Best Bloody Mary you've ever had!"
"Bloody Mary's are perfection as is the pizza. Liz is the best waitress, amazing eyelashes and attitude."
"You will wait years and months and hours for your luggage. They should have an open bar at the carousel."
"Ask for Arson. He is the best bartender and will give you lovely life advice."
"The bearded waiter with the Viking shirt and Levi's is hot."
"LAX is not an experience you want to do sober or with your mother."