"Get the Bookmaker! It's the best steak sandwich we've ever had!"
"Go somewhere else. Everyone that works here is a fucking idiot. I've never been in the company of such fools!"
"California Burrito All Day!!!!"
"Try the breakfast sliders. They are to die for!!!"
"Watch out for the crazy lady behind the counter. Don't take too long to order or she will give you the boot!"