"Don't use a credit card or let the bartender rip u off.."
"See if Amanda will let you do a shot of Jäger off her squeaky taint! Taintalizing!"
"Seafood pasta is a huge let down :( slow service for a waitress that didnt have anything to do.."
"Oh.. Got my drink, weaker than ur grandma..."
"Takes forever to get a drink..."
"Bring a bottle of Cabernet or Pino Noir :D"