"In doubt? Yes. Yes that is urine"
"Make sure you block the doors so that nobody can get off. Act like its Their fault and get stroppy"
"Double down is weak; go for Triple Down"
"Hide your valuables and dildos as the staff will let random people into your place at random times. You are not being invaded this is their MO"
"Ignore the staff; they know Not of customer nor service. Enjoy the fresh air and ignore the hataz!"
"Be a grandma by age 30, great grandma by 43"