"Don't come to see a movie you like because the seats are so comfortable you will prolly fall asleep. So just go there to see bad movies. Or for naps."
"It's good to have a place where you can get a slice of pizza. Or two."
"$2 Tacos!! Are you kidding me!? Great for downtown lunch!"
"Crab cakes. Yummms! Southern Harvest cocktail, the friendliest cocktail intown. Bow tie pasta, come hungry."