Fagatron

"I concur that this a slow McDonalds. But what do you expect when you are in da country brah."

"Michael: your tip to knock people down is awesome! I love you!"

"These tips are crazy weird? why not have a tip like: stand to the side to let people off the train first? Or have a sense of urgency? Because other people might have places to go?"

"There are gaps now and have been. I'm quite sure there won't always be gaps!"

"For fastest service come before they open and line up... Especially on a Monday."

"If you are driving and picking up kids, please make sure to come early or you'll never get a parking space."