Riley Parker

"IF THE DRINK I CALLED IS NOT WHAT YOU ORDERED, IT MEANS THAT IT'S NOT YOUR DRINK, so please do not take it!"

"The coolest people you'll ever meet live here. (10pts if you get the movie reference to Mean Girls.)"

"Unless you have the whole afternoon free, go somewhere else. Tellers are great, but if you have to do anything other than a simple transaction, you'll be here all day!"

"Hide your laundry detergent or other tenants will use all of it!"