Tina Ye

"If you can you should order enough banana pudding to bathe in."

"If you don't order anything with three chili pepper symbols, then I don't know why you are here."

"Vegetarian noodle offerings taste very... flat. even the spicy tan tan (broth is like chili powder water). Throw some shiitakes and kombu in there, geez"

"Flirt with the bartender, if you can find the bar."

"The service here is spotty and the decor is so-so, but there's great dance music all the time."

"Get the deep-fried bacon dumplings. They're to die for."