Ian Marquis

"😈🙉💴💴*_"

"The guy who said to avoid this place is an obvious tard, hailing from the sweet music mecca of Valencia...hah. Love this bar, love the staff, love the music. Hang out, get to know people...it Rockes."

"Best order: medium rare Double-Double with chopped chilis, mustard grilled, extra toast, whole grilled onion. Fries well done. Heaven."

"They don't cook burgers anything rarer than medium, unless you give the waitress a reach-around."

"The two security lines on the right funnel into one and therefore take forever. Avoid them."

"LAX is a massive time suck, so get here early and have some cocktails and Xanax to make the flight a good one!"