Constantino Diaz-Duran

"Another tip, brah. The squat rack is not called "biceps curl rack" for a reason. So how 'bout you do your curls elsewhere and let people who need to do squats do their squats?"

"Here's a tip, bro. How about, after you're done with your totally killer reps, you take the dumbbells/bars/whatever you were using and re-rack them? You could even try putting them in the right place."

"Open by appointment, and from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Thursdays."

"Great chicken salad, and the owners--Russ and Anthony Parisi--are great people. Stop by and say hi to them for me."

"The tzaziki here is one of the (very) few things I miss about DC."

"Stop pouring water on the sauna's electric heating element! If you want to make it hotter, just splash some water on the sensor on the roof. That makes it hotter, and doesn't break it."