"Get a close cut shave, but ONLY from John."
"Bring your own water. Due to budget cuts all of the water fountains are being ripped from the walls"
"Great traditional Mexican food. Lindo brings the tastes, as well as the atmosphere of Mexico. Sit on the balcony and enjoy the view with a cocktail in hand."
"Since your at the LAC go down to the equipment room and feed your friendly equipment managers."
"Drinks are weak and over priced"
"My second favorite staff in town! Especially the hottie blonde!"